2. He's an undisputed champion of every beef
Have you ever tried to beef with Blooper? If you haven't, consider yourself spared. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to beef with Blooper. You will be lucky to walk away with your life.
His most notable beef is with Barstool's Big Cat, who has yet to see a W despite trying for years. Earlier this year, Big Cat promised to retweet anyone who tweeted a video of them destroying Blooper's bobblehead. He even offered $500 to the person who made the best video.
Of course, Blooper took him up on that offer, destroying his own bobblehead with an ATV.
won’t find a better video than that, I’ll take my $500 whenever you can get it to me @BarstoolBigCat https://t.co/tbgFeUPgKi pic.twitter.com/NAziz9oD3G
— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) April 11, 2023
Big Cat paid up, donating $1020.80 to the Ozzie Albies Foundation, which helps dogs in animal shelters find forever homes. How many other beefs end with this kind of win for society?
1. Vibes
Words won't do it justice. He's got the vibes.
No jersey, no problem. Mascots envy this body.
heading to the Draft pic.twitter.com/SWtVYymWit
— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) July 9, 2023
days off? https://t.co/Xiv85e6Dpk pic.twitter.com/5WZ8Mhe7JH
— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) June 29, 2023
Braves won? You're going to need to see Blooper's celebration.
“Miles, this Braves win is a canon event.” pic.twitter.com/XQHNHZ13SC
— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) June 27, 2023
living in the moment pic.twitter.com/NgQZDfGkI4
— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) August 2, 2023
Fastest Sean Murphy Enjoyer pic.twitter.com/h9QneFfHER
— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) April 11, 2023
Need a hype man? Blooper's got you covered.
i’m about to run out of room pic.twitter.com/O8HQGpGM9I
— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) May 2, 2023
2 late 🤝 2 small pic.twitter.com/jfhZzz47gS
— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) July 11, 2023
Got a party? Don't worry, he dresses for the occasion.
so fresh and so clean for @Outkast night pic.twitter.com/mS4slwG5Um
— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) May 25, 2023
Own a t-shirt gun for home defense, since that's what the Founding Fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the Billy?" As I grab my powdered wig and Bleacher Reacher Pro. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's blooped on the spot. Draw my Micro… pic.twitter.com/PmXf5K8EwS
— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) July 4, 2023
Blooper's the definitive king of mascots, but he already knows that.
2 years ago, atBraves gave me the green light to activate the Twitter
— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) August 4, 2022
It was gonna be a climb. The relationship between the fans and me, it was tough then.
Today, I’m the most followed MLB mascot on Twitter. And I just need you to know, I don’t plan on slowing down. pic.twitter.com/JuLHmAFdhm