Top 20 Things I’d Rather Do Than Watch The Atlanta Braves Lose To The Miami Marlins

Aug 31, 2014; Atlanta, GA, USA; Atlanta Braves center fielder

(2) hits a single in the eighth inning of their game against the Miami Marlins at Turner Field. The Braves won 1-0. Mandatory Credit: Jason Getz-USA TODAY Sports

Tomahawk Take Top 10 continued…

6. Win the lottery but then realize it was a fake ticket

7. Go shopping with the significant other

8. Go swimming in the outfield pool at the Marlins Park

9. Chug hot coffee once it’s poured

10. Look B.J. Upton in the eyes and tell him he’s having a good season…without smiling

Well, there you go…what would you rather be doing than watch both offenses struggle this weekend?