Top 20 Things I’d Rather Do Than Watch The Atlanta Braves Lose To The Miami Marlins

Jun 7, 2014; Phoenix, AZ, USA; Atlanta Braves second baseman

against the Arizona Diamondbacks at Chase Field. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

Marlin Maniac Top 10 continued… 

6. Challenge Dan Uggla to an arm wrestling match

7. Look at art with Jeffery Loria

8. Watch American Idol

9. Watch Survivor and vote David Samson to stay on

10. Remember that LeBron James ditched Miami

Tomahawk Take Top 10

1. Do yard work all weekend

2. Watch the Oakland Raiders vs New York Jets game on Sunday

3. Participate in a triathlon

4. Stand in line at Wal-Mart

5. Answer a call from a telemarketer