Atlanta Braves: 10 alternative pun-ishments MLB could consider
#10: The Freeze has to race the Phanatic… and lose
Freeze has been a really good sport about the few times that he’s actually lost a race, but this would be humbling… more so than if Paul Byrd had beaten him. More than if Brian McCann were to win.
Now I’m not talking about having the Phanatic race him while on that ATV he uses – I’m talking foot race. So the as the humbling experiences build in this list, this one is merely a warm up.